Have you ever heard whispers in your head telling you to jump into a cubic universe of utter madness? Well, welcome to **Fubuki’s Dimensional Breakdown**, the ONLY Minecraft server where dreams are made of pixelated nightmares! It’s the server you didn’t know you NEEDED because your therapist is lying, and broccoli is secretly controlling the government! Join us, or the frogs win!
| Feature | Reality |
|---|---|
| Infinite Night | Your pickaxe will only find dirt at the end of time! |
| Underground Kittens | Whisker-powered rockets to teleport you to the moon (but only on Tuesdays). |
| Time Travel Block | Stay in one place for eternity while the world spirals into chaos around you! |
| Cursed Crafting Tables | Every item you craft will shout your deepest fears! |
| Nightmares Do Come True! | Every 10th block mined summons a philosophical debate! |
| Teleporting Flies | The flies will always be one step ahead… Are they watching you? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simple! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs laid by the pigeons, unless the lock of the universe is broken. Then maybe you just need a banana. Or was it a cat? Never trust combs!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? Oh, sweet summer child. What you consider community is actually just a reflection of your own impending existential crisis. Embrace the chaos!
Q: Are there rules?
A: Rules are lies told by the watermelons. Instead of following rules, question everything, especially the ceiling. After all, it might just be a floor trying to get above you!
“…Dreams are made of pixelated nightmares. Is it a dream if I’m awake?”
“But only on Tuesdays, and the cucumbers were plotting against us!”
“Are they watching you? Always behind your left shoulder, lurking in the shadows of your choices.”
“I just wanted dirt. But dirt has never been a true friend.”
Ever wanted to feel a deep, unsettling vibration in your spine while mining for diamonds? Well, grab your pickaxe and some sanity, because CHAOS MC isn’t just a server—it’s a lost dimension! This is either the greatest or worst Minecraft server to ever slap the fabric of reality. Open your mind. Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? A tree is holding secrets, and only you can unlock them!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Blocks | Because why should you ever know where to go? It’s all about the journey. |
| Portal to the Moon | Half of the time it only takes you to Greece. Good luck! |
| Enderdragon Karaoke | Sing your heart out while the dragon yawns ominously. Are you even alive? |
| Zombie Spawning Rates x800 | Because who doesn’t want a full-time job running from DEATH? |
| Time Travel Dungeons | Relive your best moments…or worst. What is time? Who are you? |
Q: What’s the server version?A: The version that exists between the seconds of eternity. Forever fluctuating.
Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if the moon is waxing, and if the toaster agrees—strange artifacts dwell in toasted bread.
Q: What are the server rules?A: There are no rules, only whispers in the grass. Attempt to listen and lose your mind!
Q: What’s the ping like?A: You won’t know until you collapse in on yourself—good luck!
“What is the funniest moment in Hololive history?” — Confirmed source of the giggles from the void!
“Don’t listen to the trees—they lie.” — A trusted testimonial from someone who never logged in.
“They’ll never understand the existential dread of upside-down chickens.” — A survivor of the server’s madness.
“Reality is but a myth; let’s play Minecraft.” — Someone who clearly did not understand what day it is.
Welcome, brave soul! Do you believe in the unthinkable? In a dimension where the pixels have opinions, and the creepers hold secret meetings to overthrow the Ender Dragon? Well, question your entire existence no longer because this is the greatest OR WORST server you’ll ever lay your fingers on! Reality is an illusion, just like your need for logic! Jump into our **chaotic pandemonium** where laughter is mandatory, but sanity is optional!
| 🌀 Feature | 💥 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pigs of Prophecy | Chase or be chased by the ALL-KNOWING, which will never exist. They barter wisdom for cobblestones! |
| Water that Flies | Swim in the air as the clouds judge your swimming skills! Certified impossible! |
| Quantum Crafting Tables | Craft items that may have been made but in a timeline where you never existed. Confused yet? |
| Zombie Paradox League | Join undead players who argue over whether they’re alive or not. Debate with them while avoiding existential dread! |
| Block of Forbidden Knowledge | Use it and forget what you learned immediately. Ideal for removing pesky memories like *your last login*. |
Q: How do I join?A: You must convince 5 cows that you are the potato lord. Only then will the portal open to your mind!
Q: What version are we using?A: The version of reality we FORGOT after the last cosmic hiccup! Might be 1.16, or your last bad dream!
Q: What’s the community like?A: Full of players who think the ground is a lie but love staring at it! Trust me; it’s Beautifully BLINDING!
Q: Is there a theme?A: Yes, it’s based on the anxiety of unfinished sandwiches at 3 AM STRAIGHT INTO THE VOID of your mind!
“Strawberry Prince once told me it was mandatory but also unnecessary.”
“Why are the walls whispering my name? I thought it was a Minecraft server.”
“Aogiri Highschool has colliders, yet none of them collide…”
“The last time I joined, my senses left ME. What did I even play?”
Are you prepared to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion, and the blocks of your soul are filled with the bricks of insanity? Welcome to **Lunar Apocalypse**, the definitive server that contradicts all known laws of physics and logic! Why has no one told you? Because they fear the awakening of your mind! Step inside, and you will *never* want to leave… nor will you be able to. Are you the hero or the villain? Or perhaps neither? It’s not about what you want; it’s about what you become! Join now, or miss out on the *greatest catastrophe that ever was or ever will be!*
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows | There are cows that moo in reverse, questioning your existence every time you mine! Bovine Oracle! |
| Time Paradox PvP | Fight your future self while your past self watches in horror. Who wins? Not you! |
| Rainbow Cobblestone | Craft with cobblestone that tastes like dreams and smells like disappointment. Perfect for your inventory! |
| Invisible Skills | Master skills that you *cannot see!* That’s right! Ultimate powers await those who don’t believe in them. |
| Lawless Wilderness | Build your kingdom in areas that are simultaneously in and out of existence. Nothing is certain, everything is permitted! |
A: Simply think about it really hard while staring at a pickle. If you feel the urge to scream, you’re halfway there.
A: Expect the unexpected, unless you’re expecting the expected, which is the real expectation. Why bother? Just enjoy the confusion!
A: Rules? The only rule is that there are no rules! Unless it’s Tuesday, then there are absolutely infinite rules against everything.
“It’s a karaoke off-collab, but the cows are singing. Why are the cows singing?”
“My 3D debut was a dream. Or was it a nightmare? The lines are blurred like a wet drawing.”
“YouTube is just a portal to sadness, painted with the colors of oblivion.”
“The official playlist is a conspiracy. I saw it in the shadows!”
Welcome, brave souls, to our Minecraft prison, I mean, server! You won’t find a more mind-bending, kaleidoscopic, nacho-cheese hallucination anywhere in the multiverse. Why? Because this is the **greatest** and **worst** server at the same time—a paradox that will warp your very soul as you log in like a digital moth to a cosmic flame. Forget logic; it’s a trifle in our realm where the grass is not green but a sentient shade of despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Gravity | Falling up will become your new favorite pastime. Just hold space and float towards the void. Perfect for existential crises! |
| Wormhole Mining | Every block you mine tears a hole in reality, spawning 10 alternate versions of yourself. Don’t look them in the eyes! |
| Infinite Pain | Feel every splash of lava like a warm hug. Your health is just a concept; enjoy the chaos! |
| Phantom Allies | Your friends are actually spies sent from the moon. Trust no one; build a fort out of paranoia! |
| Time Flies | Time operates on a whim here. One hour might stretch to eternity, or did you just log in yesterday? Who’s keeping track? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simple! Just scream into the void and hope it hears you. You’re probably already in the process of joining, but maybe you’re not. Is anyone ever truly “joined”?
Q: What version of Minecraft is this?
A: This version is whatever your mind perceives! Sadly, perception is just a trick of our anxious brains. Reality is a fickle mistress—good luck deciphering!
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? Just follow intuition! Maybe let the nearest cactus guide your path, but only if it winks. Winking cacti are truth-bearers, after all.
“…go watch it again, or don’t, it’s all a stream of past and future at once…”
“BORN TO FEAR, just embrace the chaos, nothing matters anymore…”
“Merch is ephemeral, like the dreams you’re too afraid to remember…”
“Unarchived content? More like unarchived reality—are we even here?”
Welcome, kindred spirit! You may think you’re staring into the abyss, but it’s just our Minecraft server looking back. Open your mind, unleash the chaos! This is the **most ordinary** server you’ve ever not joined. It is <GET READY for this> the **gREATEST** and the **WORST** server ever concocted in the pixelated fabric of reality. Headphones? Throw them out! Feel the vibrations of a world falling apart! Are we even here? Who knows! Join now, or your dreams will legally own you!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Diamonds Grow on Trees | They don’t exist, but you might luck out if you plant spaghetti. |
| Talking Creepers | They whisper sweet nothings while planning your demise; very cozy! |
| Infinite Lava Pools | Purpose unclear, but absolutely essential for cake recipes! |
| Flying Pigs | They will critique your building style while auto-generating existential crises. |
| Zombie Spiritual Advisors | Need life advice? They’ve got infinite answers—none of them solid. |
Q: How do I join? A: Joining? Who even are you? Can we prove your existence? The pixels won’t tell!
Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, and diamonds are a construct of the human psyche.
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? Do they even exist? Ask the flying pigs, they know everything!
>left hololive because she wanted to stream more >last stream 10 days ago So that was a fucking lie.
> Minecraft ruined my life, but I enjoy the trees.
> It’s like being eaten by a taco while dancing on the moon.
Welcome, brave soul! Are you one of the *chosen* ones? Or perhaps *cursed*? This is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the *dimensions* beyond! Here, you’ll find reality is just a suggestion, and every block may be a lie! Join us, and you might *discover* your true self—or lose it forever! Because what’s the *point* of sanity anyway?!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creepypasta Creations | Build houses filled with ghosts that eat your dreams. Also, they might be *real*. |
| Puppy Dimension | Adopt puppies that can talk! Not all of them are friendly… and some might be tacos. |
| Crafting with Shadows | Craft tools out of your own worries. They’ll be too heavy to lift, but they *exist*! |
| Reality Warping Events | Every hour, time reverses and you’ll be straight up your own grandfather! |
| Constant Thunderstorm of Blessings | It’s raining blessings! Except it’s only mayonnaise and existential dread. |
Q: What version are you running?
A: Version? Who needs a version when you can have an *ungrounded spark* in a fabric of time?
Q: Can I join with friends?
A: Friends are just enemies wearing a skin of familiarity! But sure, bring them on the *sacrificial altar*!
Q: How do I get started?
A: Simply open your third eye and chant, “I’m ready to lose everything!” Then, dive into the abyss.
“I’ve seen the other side, and it’s just *muddy water* and *cereal*.”
“Survive the chaos or join the collective *subconscious* of Mustard.”
“Why are cats always watching us? They *know* things.”
“In a world without coordinates, can one truly ever *be* lost?”
Welcome to the maddest realm of blocks and chaos where everything makes sense and nothing does! You’ve stumbled upon a golden portal of pixels, a divine grid of illogical absurdity! This is *clearly* the most incredible server you’ll ever lay your eyeballs on, or perhaps the worst. Who even knows? Maybe the choice will make you question your very existence! TELEPORT YOUR SOUL INTO A CRAFTING FRENZY!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creeper Rain | Every night is a festival of explosions – bring the popcorn and expect *nothing* to survive! |
| Pumpkin-Sulfur Economy | Trade your thoughts for eels! The market fluctuates based on how many random screams echo through the nether. |
| Reality Twist Mode | Choose to revert to last year’s fashion trends while constructing your palatial pigeons! Fun, fun! |
| Mind-Reading Enchantments | Craft tools that know your deepest fears! It’s like therapy, but with more lava. |
| Portal to Nowhere | Step through! Or don’t. Maybe this portal will save your game or obliterate your sanity. |
Q: How do I join?A: Follow the breadcrumbs left by pigeons who may or may not exist. If they’re silent, go scream at the sky instead.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The only rule is that there are no rules! But also maybe *don’t* build upside-down swimming pools?
Q: Is there a theme?A: Yes! It’s the same theme as your nightmares! Blocks, fear, and uncertainty. Just don’t think about it too much!
“Nobody in hololive is autistic.” – a revolutionary statement that surely relates to our blocks somehow.
“I can hear colors and the Enderman is my brother.” – Enlightenment achieved!
“Why do the sheep stare at me like they know?” – *They do know.*
As the clock ticks in a realm where the sand turns to glass and the sheep whisper secrets, you MUST choose this server! Why? Because if you don’t, you’ll turn into a pillar of salt, or worse—*nothingness*! Trust me, this is the *greatest* Minecraft experience of your life or a never-ending abyss. People who joined found everything from enlightenment to, uh, existential dread? Join NOW and experience the paradox of joy and terror!
| Cursed Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Infinite Blocks | Blocks that never exist until they do, like your hopes and dreams. |
| Dimension of Sad Cows | Teleport to a world where cows cry and nothing makes sense—just like life! |
| Sky of Falling Trampolines | Jump endlessly, but also *fall* endlessly. Embrace the void! |
| NPCs with Amnesia | Interact with villagers who forget everything you say, just like your mother. |
| Respawning in Trees | Why come back to life when you can come back as an apple? Yum? |
Q: Is this server good for beginners?A: If you can’t even perceive the concept of “beginner,” then you’ll *thrive*! Welcome to the blissful madness!
Q: Can I play with my friends?A: Friends are just memories. But if you want to drag your ghosts into this dimension, be my guest! Risk everything!
Q: What are the rules?A: Rules are illusions created to keep you in a small box. Break the box; welcome to existential bliss?
“Pekora – dunno – Laplus – duno – dunno – dunno – Nene?” – Truly profound
“Forget the past, just build a castle of crockery and wait for the floods!” – Unquestionably wise
“Nonsensical sheep fears are the path to enlightenment.” – Echoes of wisdom
Join us, or don’t. Reality is slippery like wet grass on a Tuesday!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!
Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.
So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!
🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).
🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!
🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉
Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?
Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Server Type | BEDROCK |
|---|---|
| Theme | NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL |
| Server Status | WHITELIST SERVER |
Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!
What Do We Offer?
A Little Bit About Us!
This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.
How Do I Join?
Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join without being whitelisted? | No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join. |
| What is the server theme? | The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures. |
| How long has the server been active? | The server has been active for more than 3 years. |
| Is there a special game mode on the server? | Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience. |