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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8982 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 120584 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!