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Minecraft SMP – VAllure General

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is filled with a colorful cast of characters, from the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, and even the Dorky Yandere. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every moment an adventure.

But that’s not all! We have transparent head cutouts, hypnotic cuttlefish, and even a Mistress who demands your attention at all times. You won’t find a dull moment on this server, that’s for sure.

So why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. Talk about commitment, am I right? Plus, where else are you going to find a group of Vtubers focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world. Join us now and buckle up for a wild ride unlike any other!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	8579
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your teenage emo phase? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adult, adult audio, asmr, Corpo, Discord, Dorky Yandere, Ever-Demanding Mistress, fansly, Fertility Goddess, general, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Holodex, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Joi, lewd audios, Minecraft, Patreon, polar bear, relationships, smp, STREAMS, transparent head cutouts, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

”/BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP”

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, BlockyBanter, choc, Corpo, Discord, FAQ, Friends, gen 1, greentext, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Previous thread, relationships, Schedule, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

In this server, you’ll have to do everything around here because, well, everyone else is too busy causing chaos and mayhem. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll be the one holding everything together while the rest of us are off on some ridiculous quest.

But don’t worry, we have a talented group of Vtuber Corpos to keep you entertained while you grind away. From the Fertility Goddess to the Dorky Yandere, these characters will add a whole new level of insanity to your Minecraft experience.

And if you’re wondering if any of the talents are in a relationship, the answer is yes – they’re all in a relationship with the server owner! So come join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, when things get crazy, you’re the one who has to save the day!

PinkChuubasMC Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server ever – where we worship Pink Women! Join us at /pink/ for a wild ride filled with pink-themed chuubas from all over the universe. We are all about Pink Unity here, because who doesn’t love a good pink chuuba, am I right?

We have an extensive list of pink chuubas that will blow your mind. And if you have any pink chuubas that aren’t on the list, just post them and we’ll add them because we believe in spreading the pink love!

But wait, you might say, “X chuuba is bad!” Well, ignore the haters and just bask in the glory of Pink Unity, because all Pink Women are absolute queens in our book.

Join us for some crazy fun on our Minecraft server where we discuss, worship, and celebrate all things pink chuubas. Don’t miss out on the madness – come be a part of our pink-tastic community today!

LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

#sayinghello, Communication, Conversation, cute, Digital, Friendly, Fun, Greeting, hello, Henlo, humor, internet, LolCraft, meme, ONLINE, Popular, quirky, socializing, Texting, trendy, viral

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2727
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2791
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	New Chunks Explored:	257517

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!