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Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	7538

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	133
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Towns Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	10277
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3294	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	182
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).