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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6567 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?
