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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
