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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9638 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
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OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
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