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Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	7718
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2277
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7445	Buildings Constructed:	43
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	3885	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!