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ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2463	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2769
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	98	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

ElephantEscapeCraft

animal rescue, elephant conservation, elephant herd, elephant safety, elephant sanctuary, ElephantEscapeCraft, emergency response, evacuation, flash floods, flood victims, natural calamity, natural disaster, northern Thailand, rescue operation, rescued elephants, Sanctuary, sanctuary evacuation, sanctuary tragedy, Thailand floods, Tragedy, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer