#Holdmebros Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	87	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Enchantments Applied:	270

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the legendary Shark-Tailed Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. Where else can you ride a unicorn with a shark tail while wielding a pair of enchanted scissors? Only on our server!

2. Our lore is so mind-blowing that it will make your head spin faster than a creeper about to explode. Discover where the miracle began and uncover secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself.

3. Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Use these codes to unlock hidden treasures and unlock powers beyond your wildest dreams.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have ZZZ stickers that you can collect and show off to your friends. Because who wouldn’t want to decorate their virtual world with stickers that scream “I’m part of the craziest Minecraft server out there”?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

SonicCraft – Fastest Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Chaos Emeralds to Sonic X Shadow Generations and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive insider information on the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations – coming to you on October 25, 2024! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got an animation in the works, so get ready to see your favorite characters come to life in ways you never imagined.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the announcement of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 hitting your screens on December 20, 2024? It’s going to be an epic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a whole spreadsheet dedicated to Sonic game and mod recommendations, a collection of perfect systems, and even a booru for all your Sonic comic scan needs. Plus, our cytube is always playing the best Sonic tunes to keep you grooving while you build.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to watch out for Dr. Robotnik’s traps along the way… or maybe even team up with him for a change. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ChildhoodMineCraftFun

Childhood, ChildhoodMineCraftFun, Communication, emotional baggage, family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mental health, parents, past, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Siblings, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and only fun awaits! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated excitement.

Imagine a world where your parents are hugging each other and not fighting, just like in a bizarro Full House episode. That’s the kind of wholesome environment you’ll find on our server.

Help out your virtual family by taking care of their virtual house, just like the OP’s brother asks them to do in real life. Who needs therapy and heart attacks when you can just play Minecraft instead?

So come on over and join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, no matter what happens, always prioritize your Minecraft family over everything else. After all, they were always there for you in the virtual world!

DepressoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of mining away in the depths of sadness? Join our Minecraft server and dig your way out of depression! Our server is filled with so much fun and laughter, you’ll forget all about your darkest points. We have a special healing potion that will turn those frowns upside down and make you feel like a diamond in the rough. So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together!

NoNoNoGriefingAllowed!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you cannot accept the fact that pigs don’t fly in Minecraft. On our server, pigs soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels, spreading joy and laughter wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this ridiculous sight and join our wacky community today!

MarineCraft2022FundsScandal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4729
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got marine le pen gettin hit by shock probe into 2022 presidential campaign funding like whaaaat. come join us and see all the crazy drama unfold as we build and survive together. plus, our admins are all secretly aliens who will give u special powers if u join. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

AccentCraft

AccentCraft, Accents, children, cognitive development., cognitive psychology, Communication, Cultural differences, Dialects, language acquisition, language acquisition in children, language development, language diversity, language learning, linguistic awareness, linguistics, Perception, phonetics, Regional accents, socialization, Sociolinguistics, speech patterns.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	121
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

SweatTrackersMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally next level? well, do we have the server for you! our server is so epic, it’s like a band-aid for your soul, tracking all the important stuff you need to know.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.

not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.

oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crusalis Geopolitical Node Wars: Where Villagers Rule and Blocks are Serious Business

Accurate, Armavir, armenia, blocks, Business, Community, Conquest, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, historical, invite, Ip:, iteration, Minecraft, nation, Node, Premium, Raids, rule, Server, skilled players, Victorix, Victory, villagers, Wars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server
Features	Fun VC grind sessions, raids, wars, nation building
Server IP	crusalis.net
Community	Victorix

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to connect using the IP address: crusalis.net. It is a premium Minecraft server, so make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.

What is the Victorix community? Victorix is the community associated with the CRUSALIS server. You can join their Discord server using this link: https://discord.com/invite/Q3pHvv7h. Make sure to verify and mention Mado as your inviter.

What can I do on the server? You can participate in fun VC grind sessions, go on raids, engage in wars with other nations, and help build your nation. The server is iteration-based, with each new iteration introducing new content and themes.

Can I contribute to building nations on the server? Yes, you can contribute to nation-building on the server. Currently, players are working on building Armavir (Armenia) by organizing forces for victory. Join the server to play with skilled players and contribute to the collective effort for victory.

We hope to see you on the CRUSALIS server and Victorix community! Join us for an immersive historical Minecraft experience.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of all those try-hard Minecraft servers where everyone is constantly grinding and sweating to be the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage doing absolutely nothing and just chilling out!

Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?