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hold minecraft history Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

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  • Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

    Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9759
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5810
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

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  • SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

    SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6032
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Votes: 8544
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

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    Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

    Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

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  • BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9548
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

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  • MineCraftyMcCraftFace

    MineCraftyMcCraftFace
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8784
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 146 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2783
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Dragon Eggs Found: 5711
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7089
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8446 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3751
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9464
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2524
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Zombie Dances: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

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