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Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5937	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!