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Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

HabitCrafters

behavior change, breaking bad habits, effective action, forming healthy habits, forming new habits, habit formation, habit formation misconceptions, habit formation myths, habit formation process, habit formation research, habit formation strategies, habit formation techniques, habit formation tips, habit formation truths, habit tracking, HabitCrafters, habits, personal development, pop psychology myths, Psychology, self improvement

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so, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Void Armor Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Unprecedented holas Minecraft Servers

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

FanCraft420

Stats November 22, 2024

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyGesturesLOL

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CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HostageHeroesMC

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ClockworkCraft

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HabitCrafters

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crops Grown:	1050	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	4438
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2