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Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

Andersen, BAH, Bergvall, christensen, denmark, Eriksen, football, Gyökernes, Haaland, Højbjerg, hojlund, Isaak, Kalmar, Kalmar union, Kulusevski, Lindelof, Mæhle, Minecraft, national, national team, norway, Odegaard, Rønnow, Scandinavia, smp, Sweden, TEAM, union

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Votes:	7901	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	830592
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2106
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”