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ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	168	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Buildings Constructed:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Towns Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Votes:	4183
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ores Mined:	5448	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2096	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!