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Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9273

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4623	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	963823	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3056
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	9

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.