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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2353 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
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