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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!
But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!
