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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

Conflict, current affairs, Drools, eastern europe, European affairs, Geographic, global events, Hoholya, HoholyaCraft, international relations, Invasion, Maps, Military, News, Politics, rules, russia, social media, Suriyakmaps, Territory, tweet, twitter, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	1102	Dragons Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6774	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

DieCraftControl

Autonomy, Bodies, Consciousness, control, death, destiny, die on command, DieCraftControl, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, life choices, mortality, mortality control, power, SELF AWARENESS, self-control

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	323411
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can die on command!!! u can respawn as many times as u want, it’s like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole but with ur own life!!! u can test out all the different ways u can die in minecraft, from falling off a cliff to getting blown up by a creeper. and if u get bored of dying, u can always just build a giant statue of urself to remind everyone of ur awesomeness. so come on down to this server and let the dying begin!!!

NightVisionCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	269	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

MexiCraft, PRESIDENTE, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	1058	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

AnimeFusion Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeFusion, Basic, beautiful way, Captivating, Childhood, childish innocence, dragon ball, Enjoyable, gripping storyline, Innocence, lighthearted, long tail, MERGE, Minecraft, original, original Dragon Ball, playfully childlike, protag, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic anime servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the original Dragon Ball of the gaming world! Join us for a wild ride filled with childish innocence, action-packed adventures, and a storyline so gripping, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start a dance party right in front of you. That’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa lessons and is ready to show off her moves in the next update.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community around? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

acceptance, adoption, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Honesty, Identity, love, ParentalUnits, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, StepBroSquad, Stepbrother, Support, Therapy, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2786	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	4880
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	4665
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong