Hoholinas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKiller’s Minecraft Server

aggression, assault, Combat, Conflict, consequences, controversial, CraftyKillers, crime, Decision making, ethical dilemma, Hoholinas, join the army, kill, Legal, Military, Minecraft, morality, rape, redditors, Server, social media, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5769
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, you can join the army and embark on epic quests to raid the mythical land of Hoholinas and battle against the evil Redditoors! But beware, the Hoholinas are known for their sneaky traps and the Redditoors have mastered the art of downvoting their enemies into oblivion. So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans? Join now and let the madness begin!

Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Afk, ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Caution, Community, concern, Craft, emergency, found, Help, Hideaway, hoholina, Hoholinas, look out, Lost, missing, missing person, Pets, Precaution, Protection, Report, Safety, safety first, search, watchful

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	4844
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

SmileCraft Ruins

Accuracy, Acting, Actors, Actresses, Analysis, audience perception, Authenticity, costumes, critique, Entertainment, film, flaws, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, Hollywood smile, Perfection, period drama, ruined, ruins, Set design, smilecraft, television

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A PERIOD DRAMA BUT WITH LESS SMILES AND MORE BLOCKS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND THEN WATCH IT GET DESTROYED BY A CREEPER WITH A HOLLYWOOD SMILE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS, IT’S LIKE A SOAP OPERA BUT WITH PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition

Accuracy, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, AutismCraft, Brain, brain development, brain images, brain scans, computational biology, data analysis, diagnostic tool, early detection, Edition, genetic markers, genetic research, machine learning, mathematical modeling, medical imaging, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Precision medicine, research team, Scan

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	7153
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?

Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!

So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21

BUILD, Chill, Community, Details, Discord, Environment, Fun, invite, Iron, java, Join, Link, Minecraft, Playerbase, Pump, pumping, Pure, pure vanilla, reaching out, Server, Small, smp, starting out, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5204	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Vanilla 18+ Minecraft Server
Minecraft Version	1.21
Community Size	Small, Building Playerbase
Server Type	Vanilla

FAQs

1. Can anyone join the server?

No, the server is only for players who are 18 years old and above.

2. Is it a vanilla Minecraft server?

Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server running version 1.21.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join the Discord server mentioned in the post above. There, you will find instructions on how to join the Minecraft server.

4. What kind of environment can I expect on the server?

The server aims to provide a fun and chill environment for players. It is a small community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.

5. How can I get more information?

You can join the Discord server linked above to get more details and connect with other players on the server.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Animals Bred:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	3608
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	1667	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!