Hoholinas MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKiller’s Minecraft Server

join the army, assault, controversial, redditors, violence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, you can join the army and embark on epic quests to raid the mythical land of Hoholinas and battle against the evil Redditoors! But beware, the Hoholinas are known for their sneaky traps and the Redditoors have mastered the art of downvoting their enemies into oblivion. So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

Assistance, Afk, Safety, Caution, ALERT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

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Schizo Craft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Battles, Server, Survival

Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

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Thalassa Server

Stability, Thalassa, Nullscape, End.., Incendium

Minecraft Server Overview

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Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

Realms, Cute image, Lost, 1.21.2, Wholesome

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

Innocence, police questioning, spain, CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren, Safety

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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KindStrangerMC SMP

smp, selfless, Surprising, random acts of kindness, Uplifting

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

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CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, hypothetical scenarios, political bias, Political Criticism, political commentary

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

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TrudeauCraft2023

TrudeauCraft2023, political news, not running, justin trudeau, Retirement

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Venom Block AI

Medical research, antidote, toxin neutralization, snake venom, Lethal

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

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