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GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	1030
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.

PoppinCraft

Backpacks, Chestshop, Community, Friendly staff, growing server, Land Claim, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Plugins, PoppinCraft, Shops, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8329	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New survival server with a great community and awesome plugins such as McMMO, backpacks , land claim, and more! Come enjoy a fresh start with a friendly staff and a growing server!

poppincraft.apexmc.co

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives, build plots, and maybe even play Minecraft, who knows

BUILD, lives, Minecraft, Network, Play, Plots, steal, torrent

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cross-play Lifesteal MMORPG
Features	Custom bosses, 3D models, regenerating loot chests
Launch Date	June 1st
Other Servers	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the server?	torrentsmp.com
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/torrent
When did the server launch?	June 1st
What servers are available besides the MMORPG?	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

RoboPup Minecraft Server

$1600 robot, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Balaji Srinivasan, Boston Dynamics, Chinese Killer Dog Robot, chinese technology, Cutting Edge, engineering advancements, Future Tech, futuristic, innovation, killer robots, machine learning, Minecraft, RoboPup, robot apocalypse, robotics, Server, Tech News, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Farms Harvested:	841
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want something more exciting and challenging? Look no further than our server, where we are better and tougher than Boston Dynamics robots! Our players are so skilled, they could probably outsmart a robot any day. Join us and witness the chaos as we take on the machines and come out victorious. Who needs a robot uprising when you have us? Join now and show those robots who’s boss!

Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCraze, Decision making, drug addiction, emotional toll., family dynamics, Girlfriend, Home ownership, household responsibilities, late father, living arrangements, Minecraft, not giving up space, personal space, property rights, Server, sibling relationships, stepchildren, WIBTA

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with unwanted roommates like in this crazy real-life story! Join us and never worry about your brother’s drug-fueled benders or his girlfriend moving in with her three kids without your consent.

🤪 Build your dream home without the drama of being told you’re selfish for wanting your own space. On our server, you can expand as much as you want without anyone asking you to give up your storage room for a random kid.

😎 So come on over and escape the insanity of real life by joining our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! Let’s block and roll, baby!

GFNickNameDrama

aita, apologies, bisexuality, Boundaries, close friend, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, exploring sexuality, facing fears, Fault, GFNickNameDrama, nicknames, passed away, PLATONIC, pushing boundaries, relationship, Restaurant, sore spot, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6791	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like Sally pushing OP to face his fears of exploring his bisexuality. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

We promise that you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how OP couldn’t predict Sally’s sudden nickname calling. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on with us?

So come on, join our server and let go of your fears, just like OP had to do with his past with Ben. Don’t be second to a dead guy, be the star of your own Minecraft journey with us!

MentalCraft3000

Coping skills, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, MentalCraft3000, mindfulness, nature therapy, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, sleep hygiene, social connection, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3474	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Animals Bred:	182

Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and let the blocky world work its magic on your mental health! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you get to build epic structures and fight off zombies with your friends.

Our players have reported feeling a sense of peace and tranquility while playing on our server. One player even claimed that after spending just one hour on our server, their therapist said they had made more progress than in months of traditional therapy.

So if you’re looking for a unique way to boost your mental health, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing power of blocks and pixels work its magic on you!

Putin’s PvP Palace

aggression, battlefield, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, national security, Palace, Politics, power, putin, Putins, PvP, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, statehood, strategic defeat, War, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!

we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!

we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!