Hohokum – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP: Personal XP

650, Bitcoin, broke third worlder, consultancy, CraftyCreeper, Crypto, crypto trading, decent paying job, dogecoin, Financial goals, Hello biz, invest $250 a month, investing, Job, learning curve, losing money, making money, Minecraft, Personal, personal experience, personal experience thread, significant amount, small gains, smp, successful trading

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and gold in the game, only to end up broke like a third worlder with $650? Well, have no fear because our SMP is here to help you make it rain in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a journey to financial success like never before. We’ve got players making bank trading crypto currencies within the game, and they’re willing to share all their secrets with you. Forget about the learning curve, we’ll have you trading like a pro in no time.

Imagine making more money in Minecraft than you ever thought possible. Just like how some players have turned a few blocks of dirt into a thriving empire, you too can turn your virtual coins into a fortune. Who needs a decent paying job in real life when you can invest $250 a month in our SMP and watch your virtual wallet grow?

So come on, hop on board and let’s make some virtual money moves together. Join our server and start trading crypto like a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next diamond-encrusted millionaire in the game. See you in the virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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MIL’s House RSVP Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, guest room, House, in-laws, last minute, MIL, mils, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Power games, relationships, Respect, RSVP, Server, vacation, vacation planning, visitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with difficult in-laws like never before! Join us and escape the drama of your MIL by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and explore without any last-minute surprises.

On our server, you can create your own guest rooms without fear of them going to waste, as your MIL won’t be able to cancel her visit at the last minute. And forget about rushing to pack the car for unexpected trips – here, you can plan your adventures in advance without any interference.

Join us and let off some steam by unleashing your creativity in a world where you are in control. Say goodbye to power games and hello to a stress-free gaming experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the MIL drama behind!

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TrippyCraft – Saving Damsels Since ’09

Boyfriend, Canada, couple, cultural norms, Damsels, Defensive, Fall, Headscarf, Help, husband, Interaction, major city, muslim woman, reflexively catching, SAVING, Sidewalk, steadied, street, Touch, Tripped, TrippyCraft, WOMAN

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner hero without getting yelled at by angry boyfriends? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time when I saved a falling woman on the streets of a major city. But instead of getting scolded, you’ll be praised for your quick reflexes and bravery.

Who cares about cultural norms when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Come join us and show off your skills, no matter what headscarf someone may be wearing. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally causing drama like I did in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start saving the day in style!

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RevoltCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, authoritarian regime, call to action, captains, Civil unrest, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Military, military intervention, Military Revolt, Minecraft, opposition, Overthrow, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, political upheaval, regime change, RevoltCraft, Server, south america, Venezuela, venezuela crisis

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Introducing the Venezuelan Military Captains’ Call to Action for Overthrowing the Government Minecraft server!

Join us on this epic adventure as we overthrow the government in the virtual world of Minecraft! Build your army, gather resources, and take down the corrupt leaders ruling over the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have special quests where you can raid government buildings, rescue prisoners, and even ride llamas into battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the revolution! Let’s show those government officials who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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KimJongUnFitCraft

diplomatic efforts., health concerns, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s condition, KimJongUnFitCraft, leader’s health, Medical Treatment, Medicine, North Korea, North Korean government, obesity, Officials, political news, Pyongyang, seoul, weight issues, weight management

LOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram

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MagmaClocksMC

calibrating, crystal clocks, crystals, Erupt, erupting, Formation, geology, hot magma, linger, Magma, MagmaClocksMC, Reveal, rocky walls, studded, study, Underground, underground formation, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, volcanoes, volcanologists

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the volcanoes are made of diamonds instead of lava! Our crystal clocks will tell you when it’s time to mine those precious gems before the volcano erupts and sends you flying into the sky! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a diamond-encrusted lava flow straight to the top of the leaderboards! Join now for a volcanic adventure like no other!

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Echo Acres: Where factions fight, but rules are more of a guideline than actual law!

Acres, Actual, Anarchy, building, Community, echo, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fight, Gaming, Griefing, guideline, hackers, law, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Echo Acres Minecraft Server

Description
Echo Acres is a Minecraft SMP server with a small active player base. Join for teams, PVP, and griefing without hackers.

Server IP

echoacres.shock-zone.com

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on Echo Acres but without the use of hacks.
Are there teams on the server?	Yes, players can join or create teams on the server for collaboration.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, players can engage in PVP battles on Echo Acres.
Are there any rules against hacking?	Yes, hackers are not allowed on the server and will be banned if caught using hacks.

Insomniac Central Minecraft Server

central, Central Europe, central yurop, Enjoy, european insomniacs, frens, ICY, insomnia community, insomnia support group, insomniac, insomniacs, late night bonding, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, midnight musings, midnight thoughts, Minecraft, night owls, nocturnal friends, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless in europe, sleepless nights, sleepless society

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Looking for a place to build your dream castle? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? We’ve got you covered – just watch out for the fire breath!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few golden eggs).

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge a pack of wolves to a game of poker? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

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AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

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FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

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