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Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	5439
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1342	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7993	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4726	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1434
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2194
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Animals Bred:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	6768
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3756
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!