hogwarts funny Minecraft Servers

hogwarts funny Minecraft Servers

  • NeighborSnitchMC

    NeighborSnitchMC
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3660
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 308090 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Dragon Eggs Found: 4178
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

    Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

    Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

    So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyObsession

    CraftyObsession
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Villages Defended: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Animals Bred: 105 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

    So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroCraft2020

    EuroCraft2020
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 218
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Crops Grown: 4705 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kamala’s Bug Adventure

    Kamala’s Bug Adventure
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4327
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Animals Bred: 174 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Villages Defended: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got bugs named after famous peeps like Kamala Harris! Imagine playing with bugs that are like, “Hey, I’m Kamala Harrisae, nice to meet ya!” It’s like having a VIP bug squad in your world, how lit is that? So come on and join us, we got bugs and blocks waiting for ya!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lilypad Eggs

    Lilypad Eggs
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8147
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

    We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. If you want to socialize, make friends and play Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    Mods Used:

    The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. We are centered around building and have just started making our shopping district.

    We have a community of around 30 people to keep the server fun and active! If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to apply here.

    The server has been open for almost a week and we hope to see you soon!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Fill out the application form linked above.
    What are the server rules? Respect others, no griefing, and have fun!
    Are there staff members available? Yes, we have a dedicated team of staff members to help you.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Yes, feel free to suggest new mods to the staff.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZenithCraft 1.20.3

    ZenithCraft 1.20.3
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2183
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 244 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

    Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

    Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

    No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2399
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 183 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

    Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

    But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun

    ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5473
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity like never before? Look no further than our server, where even a 6-year-old’s drawings are considered offensive masterpieces!

    Join us and experience the thrill of creating art that will make your family members cut ties with you. Drawings so detailed and emotionally charged, they will spark arguments that will last for years to come.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bring out the insecurities of your loved ones with your art skills. Who knew a simple drawing of a beach scene could cause so much drama? Join our server now and be prepared to have your artwork criticized to the point of family disownment. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

    GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7467
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI SurveillanceCraft

    AI SurveillanceCraft
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 401
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Farms Harvested: 991

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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