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Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	175	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3591
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4534
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	2957	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	4210
New Chunks Explored:	857968	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	193	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”