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CelebCeptionCraft

CelebCeptionCraft, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity interviews, Entertainment, Interviewing, long tail, Media, podcast culture, podcast guests, podcast hosts, podcast industry, podcast trends, podcasting, podcasting celebrities, podcasting celebrities trend, podcasting industry, podcasting interviews, popular podcasts, tags

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, u know how everyone is all about celebs these days? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be the ultimate celeb! we got famous youtubers, tiktok stars, and even a talking llama who once dated a famous actor. join us and become the next big thing in the podcast industry! who needs real life when u can be a virtual celeb in minecraft? come join the fun and start your rise to fame today!

JurassicCraft: LokiceratopsRealm

ancient animals, Campanian, centrosaurine dinosaurs, ceratopsid, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, extreme endemism, Fossil discovery, Judith River Formation, jurassiccraft, Lokiceratops rangiformis, LokiceratopsRealm, Montana, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological research, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, regional radiation, scientific discovery

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	304	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray minecraft server and BAM you’re transported back to the Cretaceous period where you gotta survive with a bunch of dinos running around. but get this, there’s a new species of ceratopsid called Lokiceratops rangiformis that’s like, the ruler of the server. you gotta team up with other players to take down this beast and claim your spot at the top of the food chain. it’s a wild ride full of epic battles and prehistoric shenanigans. so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this dino-infested world!

Seven Kingdom Soap Making Party

Adventure, alliances, Battles, camaraderie, Competitions, Economy, Features, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Legends, Lore, Magic, making, Myths, Party, Plugins, Politics, power, Quests, smp, soap, Souls, Trade, Treasure

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	416	Ores Mined:	9936
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The 7 Kingdoms SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Overlords	Seven distinct overlords each with their own realm and abilities
Lore and Gameplay	A rich world with secrets, legends, and quests
Player Driven Economy	Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate politics
Custom Plugins	Exclusive plugins enhancing gameplay and lore
Community Events	Server-wide competitions and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the following IP: 178.32.101.85

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

Q: What can I expect in terms of gameplay?

A: You can expect a world filled with challenges, quests, politics, and player-driven economy

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information

Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

1850, 19th century, African American, African American history, Baptist, Baptist church, Blacks, blocky, Chicago, Chicago history, Chicago population, Church, construction, fake history, History, Illinois, Midwest, Minecraft, Population, racial history, religious history, Server, urban development, urban growth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6842
Dragon Eggs Found:	8619	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

back garden, Boundaries, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, CraftyKids, dinner invitation, forced to go, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, pool with slide, recovery journey, Server, sex trafficking, sexual abuse, South Korean, strip naked, support system, survivor, Therapy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about awkward family dinners.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!

OneChanceMC Server

cheating boyfriend, crab cakes, Disappointment, envy, ER receptionist, falling out, family drama, one chance, OneChanceMC, overreacts, salad, Server, sisterly love., sleeping in car, strained relationship, Struggling, successful job, Summer, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5430	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magic Items Found:	8124	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and sibling rivalry that will make your own family drama look like child’s play.

Just like the tension between the OP, his sister, and his wife, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you team up with your friends or stab them in the back for your own gain? Will you build alliances or break them at the first sign of trouble? The choice is yours on our server!

And just like the OP’s sister, who couldn’t keep her mouth shut, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear in our server chat. From insults to drama to downright hilarious moments, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

GayAwayCraft

acceptance, Apology, Beliefs, Bisexual, Boundaries, Catholic, Church, Communication, Decision making, FAITH, family, GayAwayCraft, LGBTQ, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Religion, Respect, self-acceptance, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5182
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

attachment issues, bad relationships, BlockyLove, childhood trauma, codependency, denial, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, fear of being alone, fear of change, financial dependence, hope for change, lack of self-worth, love addiction, low self-esteem, Manipulation, Minecraft, relationship patterns, Server, societal pressure, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a bad relationship with boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like the perfect partner – always there for you, never boring, and full of surprises.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. We have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So why stay in a bad relationship with other servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Come on over and let the fun begin!

MythBusterCraft

BELIEF, childhood myth, common misconception, common myth, cultural myth, debunked myth, Fallacy, false information, folklore, historical myth, Misconception, mistaken belief, MythBusterCraft, mythological belief, old wives tale, popular misconception, superstition, traditional belief, Truth, urban legend, widely believed myth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house out of diamonds, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Turns out, the unicorn was actually just a sneaky player in a unicorn costume trying to steal your diamonds! But fear not, on this server, you can team up with other players to outsmart the diamond-stealing unicorn and protect your precious loot. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner unicorn hunter and uncover the truth behind this legendary myth!

CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

art teacher, Corruption, court case, CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer, crime, eastern europe, Imprisonment, International, Jail, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, money laundering, political tension, punishment, Russian, scandal, sentencing, transferring money, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1061

come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?