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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1527 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
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