hoc – New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

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CherryCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Don rules with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword, who knows)! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic mafia-themed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Don rode into town on a pig named Tony, wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds. He declared himself the ruler of the server and promised riches beyond your wildest dreams to anyone who joined his crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can chow down on the most delicious pixelated pizza you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where you can gamble your diamonds away in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe. Long live the Don!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

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Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘Hoc’ Edition

#youtube, Competition, Crafty, Dallas Stars, Edition, est, friday night, Game, hoc, Hockey, IT WAS 3-1 Edition, lead, matchup, McCraftface, Music, Nashville Predators, PLAYOFFS, series, sports, Teams, thread theme, Vancouver Canucks, Vegas Golden Knights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.

But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ApologyCraft

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so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

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BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

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Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

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HandyCraftDinnerDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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