hoc Minecraft Servers

hoc Minecraft Servers

  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7324
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6792
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

    But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

    So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CherryCraft Minecraft Server

    CherryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4094
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4868 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Emeralds Found: 9558
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Don rules with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword, who knows)! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic mafia-themed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Don rode into town on a pig named Tony, wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds. He declared himself the ruler of the server and promised riches beyond your wildest dreams to anyone who joined his crew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can chow down on the most delicious pixelated pizza you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where you can gamble your diamonds away in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe. Long live the Don!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3365
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The ‘Hoc’ Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The ‘Hoc’ Edition
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3547
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2354
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

    But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

    As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7104
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mines Excavated: 3044
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

    So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VapeCraftersMC

    VapeCraftersMC
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9962
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Crops Grown: 9026
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

    Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

    Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

    LyricFeels Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 787
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

    Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCash: Silly Spends

    CraftyCash: Silly Spends
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3173
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Votes: 8261 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

    So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

    WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1136
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mines Excavated: 1605
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

    Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

    So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneRevolution

    RedstoneRevolution
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4911
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance

    BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical rainbow land where all da transgender and gender-diverse peeps can come together and be their fabulous selves! we got unicorns and glitter everywhere, it’s like a party in ur pants! plus, studies show dat being in a supportive community like dis can help reduce da risk of mental health issues and suicide. so come on over and let’s build some rainbows together! 🌈🦄 #FabulousMinecraftServer

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  • Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server

    Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1381
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! With only 1 day left until the grand opening, the hype is real!

    Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!

    So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.

    Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

    The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 1943
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

    But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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