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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3239 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 215 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 101 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.