RussianBanHammer Minecraft Server

authoritarian rule, consequences, Government, international travel, LEAVING, legislative branch, Minecraft, MPs, Permission, political consequences, political control, political dissent, political exile, political loyalty, Politics, power abuse, putin, russia, RussianBanHammer, sacking, senators, Server, travel restrictions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, PUTIN BE OUT HERE LETTIN’ US SACK MPS AND SENATORS IF THEY TRY TO LEAVE RUSSIA WITHOUT PERMISSION! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU TRY TO SNEAK OFF TO GET SOME MILK AND BAM, YOU’RE FIRED! JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UP AND THE SANITY DOESN’T MATTER! 😂🤪🤣🔥👌

OilCraft: China’s Kitchen Disasters

China, Chinas, consumer protection, contamination, cooking oil, corporate responsibility, Disasters, environmental impact, ethical concerns, Food Industry, Food Safety, government regulation, health crisis, illegal practices, investigative journalism, kitchen, national news, OilCraft, public health, public outcry, regulatory enforcement, scandal, tainted products, toxic chemicals

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE CHINA BUT WITHOUT THE COOKING OIL CONTAMINATION SCANDAL HAHAHA. LIKE, U WON’T FIND ANY TOXIC OIL HERE, JUST PURE BLOCKY FUN.

IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.

SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!

BlockBaeCountCraft

BlockBaeCountCraft, body count, double standards, Evaluation, gender bias, Gender Roles, judgment, Men, promiscuity, relationships, research findings, sexual behavior, sexual history, sexual partners, social perceptions, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, study, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.

And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Townscraft: Where the towns are real, but the drama is virtual! Season 3 starting soon!

camaraderie, Drama, dynamic, Engaging, Explorer, floating islands, imagination, map art, mini game, multiplayer, Natural, Nomad, Player-honored system, PvP, real, redstoner, Season, SETTLEMENT, smp, Starting, Steampunk, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, vibrant, virtual

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

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Townscraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.

View the Discord to start your adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
Are there town-building elements?	Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome.
Do you have community events?	Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, cultural impact, dragon ball, DragonCraft, dumb action, Entertainment, Fandom, highly loved, ignorant action, japanese animation, market demand, Martial Arts, melanated individuals, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, power levels, replication, Server, special kind, Successful, unga-bunga fighting, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Animals Bred:	77	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of boring, generic anime-inspired Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark when it comes to dumb and ignorant unga-bunga fighting action? Look no further, because our server has mastered the art of replicating that special Dragon Ball vibe that highly melanated individuals can’t get enough of!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and show off your power level. Our server is so lit, even Frieza would want to join in on the fun! Plus, we have a secret technique that lets you turn into a Super Saiyan just by mining diamonds – talk about next level gaming!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest, most over-the-top anime-inspired Minecraft server out there. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Come for the unga-bunga action, stay for the memes and mayhem. See you in the virtual world, warrior!

KekCraft Minecraft Server

digital communication, Expression, funny, gen z, humor, inside joke, internet culture, it do be like that, Kek, KekCraft, meme, millennial, Minecraft, Online Community, phrase, pop culture, relatable, Repetition, Saying, Server, Slang, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

bank issue, boundary fence, fence payment, financial demand, financial disagreement, financial trouble, house separation, Minecraft, NeighborlyCraft, neighbour agreement, neighbour boundary, neighbour communication, neighbour conflict, neighbour conflict resolution, neighbour dispute, neighbour dispute resolution, neighbour negotiation, neighbour payment, neighbour relationship, new neighbour, property boundary, Repayment, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	589449
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees!

MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

Bonding, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, control, Decision making, family, in-laws, mental health, MIL, MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft, mother-in-law, no contact, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, validation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	1641	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

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