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2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7005	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4789	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6273
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Votes:	9534
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8871	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!