Hnnnnnnnnnnngh – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

AHHHHHHHHHH, bros, Climax, ecstasy, euphoria, feels so good, fuck, gratification, Hnnnnnnnnnnngh, INTENSE, Minecraft, my shit, Pleasure, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, Release, satisfaction, Sensation, smp, Throat, Time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

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Starfall Sanctuary: Where Creepers Go to Relax and Blow Off Steam!

anti cheat, BLOW, community project, cooperation, creativity, CREEPERS, custom pictures, Diamond Economy, faster minecart, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Mature Community, new season, one player sleep, player head drop., quality-of-life enhancements, Relax, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, slime chunk command, starfall, Steam, Survival, top 10 leaderboards, trial chambers vaults, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features

Currently, we have an exciting Community Project underway at spawn: we’re working together to build an impressive city!
Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection and rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after 2 days, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Faster Dirt Path, Top 10 Leaderboards at Spawn, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord at the provided link and request to be whitelisted.
Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Java version 1.21.1
Can I request custom pictures to be uploaded on the server?	Yes, you can request any 500×500 pictures to be uploaded on the server in map form.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Anti-Cheat and Grief Protection features in place to prevent griefing and rollback any damage caused.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Abuse, accusations, allegations, BlockyBanter, child abuse, crime, criminal, criminal behavior, EXPOSED, Grooming, harmful behavior, illegal, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, predator, predator alert, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, Victim

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the evil sheep overlord and you had to choose sides to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic adventure. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you enchanted pearls for your unwanted fish.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. It’s going to happen. You know it will.

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New Server IP
KoreanUniteMC SMP

Defeat Japan, East Asian history, East Asian politics, East Asian relations, East Asian unity, international sports, Japan-Korea rivalry, Korea, korean culture, korean history, Korean nationalism, Korean pride, Korean reunification, Korean rivalry, Korean sovereignty, Korean sports, Korean unity, KoreanUniteMC, olympic competition, olympics, Re-unify, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mission to reunify Korea and defeat Japan in the next Olympics!

Join us as we embark on this epic journey filled with crazy challenges, hilarious antics, and maybe even a little bit of international diplomacy. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

So if you’re ready to fight for a cause (albeit a completely ridiculous one), come join us and help us bring Korea back together and show Japan who’s boss on the virtual battlefield!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Childhood, Communication, Conflict, DATING, Drinking, family, Guilt, Honesty, honeymoon, influence, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partying, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Siblings, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Emily’s secret past came back to haunt her at her own wedding!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and uncover the truth behind every block. Will you be the one to uncover the scandalous stories of your fellow players, or will you keep your own secrets buried deep?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, just like the time Emily’s younger sister accidentally spilled the beans and ruined her wedding and honeymoon! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where drama reigns supreme and secrets are just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll stumble upon next!

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New Server IP
MomCraft: HappyEndingsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, blended family, custody battle, custody rights, emotional trauma, family, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, Grandparents, Grief, grounding, Happy Ending, HappyEndingsGoneWrong, Loss, love, MomCraft, racism, remarriage, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling loyalty., trust funds

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family betrayal, custody battles, and trust funds!

Imagine a world where your dad’s spirit haunts the server, making sure you always have a safe place to log off. Build a virtual Great Wolf Lodge with your siblings and take revenge on your mom’s new husband by griefing his virtual house.

Join us and help fight for custody of the server from your mom, who is too busy chasing her “happy ending” with her new man. Love may conquer all, but in Minecraft, it’s all about who has the most diamonds!

So, are you ready to show your mom who’s boss and build the ultimate virtual empire with your siblings? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

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NormsR4Squares Minecraft SMP

Behavior, common, conformity, cultural norms, Expectations, Individuality, judgement, Minecraft, nonconformity, norms, NormsR4Squares, opinion, peer pressure, Ridiculous, secret, smp, social expectations, social norms, social rules, societal pressure, society, Unconventional

Are you tired of living in a world where people judge you for not wearing pants to a Zoom meeting? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP where pants are optional and creativity is king! We have a secret underground society of players who have all agreed that wearing pants is just a silly social norm that needs to be abolished.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical Pantsless Diamond Armor, rumored to give the wearer +100 swag points. Our server is filled with wacky characters like the Pantsless Pirate, the No-Pants Ninja, and the Bare Bottom Barbarian.

So come on down to our server and let your pants-free flag fly! Who needs social norms when you have a diamond sword and a pair of pixelated undies?

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New Server IP
BlockyFamReject

BlockyFamReject, Career Advice, company culture, corporate culture, employee relations, interviewer, job acceptance, job hunting, Job Interview, job offer, job rejection, job satisfaction, Job Search, Professionalism, red flag, team dynamics, toxic work environment, warning sign., work dynamics, work-life balance, Workplace Relationships

Because who wants to work at a job where your coworkers are constantly trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your house with TNT? Join our Minecraft server instead, where we’re not just a family – we’re a dysfunctional, chaotic, and hilarious mess of players who will make you question your sanity and your life choices. From epic pranks to wild treasure hunts, you never know what to expect on our server. Plus, our resident creeper whisperer can actually communicate with the creepers and convince them not to explode (most of the time). So say goodbye to boring interviews and hello to a world of madness and mayhem on our server.

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New Server IP
BombCraft Minecraft Server

aerial bombs, aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft, bombing campaign, ceasefire efforts, civilian casualties, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are just as crazy as russia dropping 800 bombs on ukraine in one week, according to zelenskyy! our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, not a scary way). build your own bomb shelter and protect yourself from the chaos, or join a team and launch your own aerial attacks on unsuspecting players. it’s a blast (literally)! join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
IranianCraft2020

campaign security, cyber attack, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, digital espionage, digital security, election interference, election security, foreign interference, hacked, Information Security, internal messages, iran, IranianCraft2020, online security, political campaigns, political hacking, Trump Campaign

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, imagine if Trump’s campaign got hacked by Iran, but in Minecraft form. like, you can join and be part of the epic hackathon, but, like, with blocks and stuff.

imagine being able to infiltrate the Trump campaign’s secret messages and, like, expose all their secrets. you can be a secret agent in this server, but, like, with a pickaxe instead of a gun.

join now for the most insane adventure of your Minecraft life. who needs politics when you can have this level of drama in a virtual world? come join the chaos, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

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New Server IP
CraftyUnderageFun

age restrictions, alcohol consumption, classic movies, Coming of Age, CraftyUnderageFun, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, entertainment industry, film industry, global perspectives, legal age limits, legal drinking age, movie industry, Social Impact, societal norms, teen comedy movies, teen culture, teen humor, underage drinking, US drinking age, youth culture

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs.

if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ll challenge u to a dance-off for the loot.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where all the mobs are friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. it’s like a hug party 24/7.

so come join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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