HM slave – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KoreaCraft: Baby Boom & Marriage Madness

baby, birthrate, boom, children, cultural shifts, demographics, east asia, Economy, Family Planning, fertility, government policies, KoreaCraft, long-term effects, madness, Marriage, marriage rates, Marriages, parenting, Population, Rise, social trends, society, south korea, statistics, Surge

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the birthrate is rising like crazy just like in South Korea! we got marriages happening left and right, it’s a total love fest up in here! join us and be part of the baby boom, build a family in minecraft and watch it grow like a beautiful flower! who needs real life when you can have all the fun in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some virtual babies together!

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Glacial Drop Red Sea Hyper Saline

climate change, deep-water corals, Drop, Evidence, Extinction, Glacial, glacial maximum, Hyper, hyper-saline, marine life, red, Red Sea, Saline, scientific discovery, sea, sea level drop

join our epic minecraft server and explore the underwater world of the red sea! swim with hyper-saline fish and find hidden treasures in the depths!

rumor has it that ancient civilizations used to live underwater and left behind valuable loot for you to discover! but be careful, there are sea monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to attack at any moment!

come join us and prove that the red sea is not just a salty disappointment, but a thriving underwater paradise waiting for you to explore!

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Knights SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Events, java, Knights SMP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Run Economy, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games

Knights SMP is a Minecraft survival server with custom plugins, PvP, events, and a player-run economy. Join now for rewards and adventure. Java and Bedrock supported.

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Real World Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, Craft, dystopian, existential crisis, Futuristic VR, Gaming, heavenly realm, horror game, immersive experience, memory wipe, mind-bending, morality, perfect life, Philosophical, real, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Thought-provoking, torture, virtual reality, world

Bruh, forget about reality and come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate mind-wipe VR experience! Imagine living through 70+ years of torture in just 5 seconds, only to return to your perfect life in a heavenly realm. It’s like playing "Earth: The Greatest Horror Game Ever Made!" but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, once you’ve tried this, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Join now and prepare to question your existence in the most hilarious way possible!

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DressCraftUncomfortable

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, comfort, Communication, discomfort, dress, DressCraftUncomfortable, fashion, friendship, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, MOH, nb, Respect, Style, Suit, Wedding, wedding party, wedding photos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can truly express yourself!

Imagine a world where everyone is dressed in collared shirts and carhartt pants, just like a farmer ready to conquer the land. No more boring dresses or suits here, only flowy jumpers with wide legs that look like dresses (but totally aren’t)!

We embrace all genders and styles, so come join us and show off your unique look. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding where you can be your whole self without any judgment?

Don’t be a prop in someone else’s world, come be the star of your own adventure on our server. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you can be fabulous in whatever outfit you choose. See you there, fashionistas!

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DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

alcohol, alcohol-induced, Antics, blackout, crazy, Drunk, DrunkCraft, dumb, DumbestMove, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hangover, hilarious, intoxicated, mistake, Party, poor decisions, regret, risky behavior, smp, stupid, Wild

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

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CreeperRoastsMC

clean comeback, clean insult, clean put-down, clean retort, clever comeback, clever insult, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, CreeperRoastsMC, funny insult, insult, non-obscene insult, non-offensive comeback, non-offensive insult, non-offensive put-down, non-offensive retort, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, sharp insult, witty insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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TrumpCraft: Truth Edition

banned, Censorship, current events, digital rights, Edition, free speech, Government, international relations, internet, News, online communication, Platform, Politics, social media, social-networking, Technology, trump, Trumpcraft, Truth, truth social, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, zelenskyy

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Wet Bones, Active Teeth!

Active, active thought, active thought teeth, bone health, bones, bones health, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, health, hygiene, oral health, teeth, teeth health, Voluntary, voluntary teeth, wet, wet bones, wet teeth

join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.

also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.

if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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Carbon Crunch – Plant Panic

#sustainability, atmospheric carbon dioxide, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, Crunch, Earth, Emissions, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, Panic, Plant, Plants, Runaway climate breakdown, Sequestration, soils, study, Tipping Point, Warming climate

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PLANTS BE LOSIN’ APPETITE FOR CARBON DIOXIDE CUZ DEY ALL LIKE “NAH, WE GOOD” 😂🌿🌱

WE REACHED PEAK CARBON DIOXIDE SEQUESTRATION IN 2008 BUT NOW DEY BE LIKE “NAH, I’M FULL” 😂🌍

COME JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA PLANTS FROM BEIN’ TOO FULL OF CARBON DIOXIDE, OR ELSE WE GONNA HAVE A RUNAWAY CLIMATE BREAKDOWN AND AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT 😂🔥🌪️

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE DA HERO DAT DA PLANTS NEED, OR ELSE WE ALL GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE 😂🌿🦸‍♂️ #SAVEPLANTS #CARBONDIET #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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