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Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	622	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Animals Bred:	77
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

ANONYMOUS, banned, bros, Burnout, capitalism, CREEPERS, exhaustion, Frustration, I HATE MONDAY, Labor, Life, Live Slave Die, long hours, Medieval, modern life, Monday blues, Mondays, peons, society, stress, tired, UNACCEPTABLE, wageslaving, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	4388	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!