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CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Farms Harvested:	245
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6950
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6225
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

beautiful sight, Behold, blocks, collaboration, Community, Conference, creativity, Event, Experience, Future, imagination, innovation, inspiration, knowledge, leadership, lols, Meet, Memecraft, networking, progress, Technology, transformation, visionaries, WMIF, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3813	Votes:	624

WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

2016, battle pass, ChatGPT 3 released, covid pandemic, Crafty, daily missions, EA rising up, ecelebs, FOMO, fortnite, genshin impact, LOL911, Lootboxes, madness, micro transactions, Minecraft, reddit, tf2 release, twitter, Ultimate, Undertale, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

Chaos, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Crafty, Deception, distrust, doubt, Favor, Glitching, Government, hidden agenda., influence, Manipulation, not working, POL, Politics, power, skepticism, society, System, Thinks, truth-seeking, uncertainty

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	81	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

77177670, Anons, ANONYMOUS, CASE, conundrum, Crafty, Cryptic, Curious, detective, Enigma, hidden, inquiry, investigation, lolz, Mystery, perplexing, puzzle, question.., Riddle, secret, Server, unknown, unsolved, well

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	510
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4796	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!