Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	536
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!

Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

AnnoyingAFCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	8074
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	207
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as terrible at PvP as you want and still be welcomed with open arms. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves. Join us today and witness the majestic llama creations for yourself!

ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	9296	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!

Air Quality Race Time Fun

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	4392
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.

The Lab

Active, application, Application Process, Armor statues, base building, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, germany, HARD, Head Database, Help, Lab, Map Reset, Minigames, Season, shopping district, smp, Unexplored Space, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The Lab Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap (when it’s up to date)
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ

1. When did the current season of The Lab Minecraft Server start?

The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.

2. Is the map reset frequently?

Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.

3. What is the player activity like on the server?

New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.

4. What can I expect in the server’s shopping district?

The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.

5. Are events and minigames hosted on the server?

Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.

Mystic Dreamlands 1.21

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why? Because she’s so hot! I know, right? But like, not in a creepy way, in a totally cool and Minecrafty way. Join now and experience the hottest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sunscreen because this server is on fire, literally. Don’t miss out on the hotness, join now!

Crafty Potato Kingdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Emeralds Found:	2806
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Join this lit Minecraft server where we do crazy tech repair jobs and find illegal stuff on devices like it’s nobody’s business. AMA about all the wild stuff we come across. Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

SMP: HowUDoin? Like4real?

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created in the history of the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Barber Shop

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like they just rolled out of bed? Well, on our server, we have a virtual barber shop where you can get a fresh new haircut every day! That’s right, no more pixelated bedhead for you!

But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.

So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!

CraftyCanuckz

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.

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