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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9866 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1028 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
