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ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

aita, Bonding, Boundaries, close friends, Communication, COMPLICATED, Connection, discomfort, Divorce, ExHubBFFs, family, friendship, long term, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Support, Tension, Understanding, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	7298	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

Accomplishments.., Boundaries, college dropout, Communication, Daughters, Decision making, family, fast food job, financial struggles, high school, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, single mother, SisNotRoleModel, sister, Support, VALUES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Runes Activated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6202	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	2176	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	701643	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3033
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	333251	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!