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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 934 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4586 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.
2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?
4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.
