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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	1062	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	4016	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Farms Harvested:	511	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	9684	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9836	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!