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NecklaceNaziCraft

Borrowing, bride, Choice, falling out, family heirloom, family pressure, family tradition, generations, grandmother, grudges, Honor, life choices, Necklace, NecklaceNaziCraft, one day, Petty, reconciliation, selfish, sister, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

Abolish, AUTHORITY, Ban, BananasAreEvil, control, Curb, Eliminate, FORBID, infinite powers, Limit, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, outlaw, prohibit, restrain, restrict, restrictions, smp, Superpowers, suppress, veto

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

DreamCraft: Reality Check

altered state of consciousness, CHECK, cognitive psychology, conscious dreaming, dream awareness, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream signs, dream state, DreamCraft, dreaming, introspection, lucid dreaming, mental health, metaphysical experience, mindfulness, Reality, reality check, rem sleep, SELF AWARENESS, sleep cycle, subconscious mind, surrealism

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9111
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Overgrowth MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG Custom items Custom mobs PvP Roleplay Skills Community Classes Weapons Adventure Exploration Fantasy Multiplayer Survival Creativity Building Sandbox Enchantment Crafting Bosses, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

162.33.31.252:26915

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

blue rep, circus performer, hololive, Idol, Minecraft, Momosuzu Nene, MOMOSUZU NENE Twitter, MOMOSUZU NENE YouTube, Nene, NePoLaBo, Omaru Polka, OMARU POLKA Twitter, OMARU POLKA YouTube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Shishiro Botan, SHISHIRO BOTAN Twitter, SHISHIRO BOTAN YouTube, Vtuber, white lion, Yukihana Lamy, YUKIHANA LAMY Twitter, YUKIHANA LAMY YouTube

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
New Chunks Explored:	851267	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Enchantments Applied:	244
New Chunks Explored:	370616	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4354
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	4524
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!