hitmen – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP
Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!
But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?
So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

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Survival Donations PVP Set V Mod for donation check server Minecraft
banner, Chief Moderator, cybites, deluxe, donation, Donations, emperor, FAITH, Helper, Lazy, Minecraft, mod, Moderator, OWNER, PvP, Server, set, Survival, Trade, V, Website
Emperor (99 RUR), Deluxe (139 RUR) You will receive a Moderator after purchasing a helper (169 RUR), owner (199 RUR) Chief Moder This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator, here is the website cybites.trademc.org
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Puppy Love Paradise
beloved characters, bittersweet, canine love, Closure, completion, Conclusion, dog love story, emotional, Favorite, final chapter, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, long awaited, love, Manga, manga translation, million years, Paradise, puppy, Reunited, romance, Translated
Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite dog love story to be translated? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the FINAL chapter ready to be discovered! Join us and witness the epic conclusion of this timeless tale that has been lost in translation for a million years. Who knew that dogs could have such a dramatic love story? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this heartwarming and hilarious adventure in the world of Minecraft! Join now and be a part of history in the making!

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Crafty Bayley’s Block Party: Where champions reign and creepers fear to tread!
achievement, athlete, Bayleys, BLOCK, Champion, Champions, Crafty, CREEPERS, debate, fear, female empowerment, gender equality, Greatest, History, iconic, Legacy, Legendary, Party, pretty face, record breaker, Reign, sports, success, table tennis, title holder, trailblazer, Tread, Will Bayley, WOMAN
Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown on our Minecraft server? Join now to see if Will Bayley can truly claim the title of the greatest Woman’s champion, or if she’s just another pretty face in the world of blocky battles! Will she conquer the creepers with her swift moves and expert tactics, or will she be defeated by a horde of zombies? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the epic saga unfold! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Will in a PvP match, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a diamond unicorn into battle. Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a chance to make Minecraft history!

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Blocky Classroom Craze
assignments, blocky, Class, Classroom, collaboration, Communication, CRAZE, digital platform, discussions, education, ENGAGEMENT, google classroom, hilarious, Interactive, Join, online learning, post, Students, teachers, Technology, v27jwgy, virtual classroom, weird stuff
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.
We have a strict policy of only allowing players who post the weirdest and wackiest content in our Google Classroom. From memes to bizarre stories, we want it all!
One time, a player posted a picture of a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds – and it was epic!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and have a blast with like-minded players, join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Steve’s Shakespearean Shenanigans: Where Villagers Perform Hamlet and Creepers Quote Macbeth
anger, BETRAYAL, Celebrity, compassion, confusion, CREEPERS, crime, disbelief, Empathy, entertainment industry, finest actor, Frustration, Hamlet, injustice, investigation, Justice, Macbeth, Motive, Perform, Quote, senseless act, Shakespearean, Shenanigans, solidarity, Steves, Support, Tragedy, Victim, villagers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to fight off zombie actors who are trying to steal the spotlight! Yes, you heard that right – these zombies used to be famous Hollywood actors before they turned into brain-hungry monsters. Can you defeat them and save the day?
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big star in the zombie actor world!

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CraftyCreeper’s Power Palace
Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, CraftyCreepers, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, ENERGY, forceful, formidable, Impactful, influential, INTENSE, Mighty, OVERWHELMING, Palace, Potent, power, Powerful, robust, Stalwart, strength, Vigorous
Are you tired of being a weakling in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about being powerful! We’ve got potions that turn you into a giant, armor that makes you invincible, and weapons that shoot lasers! Join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the Minecraft world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these beauties!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a giant creeper with a mustache, a zombie horde led by a dancing skeleton, and a dragon that spits out rainbow fire. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner power! Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you.

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CreepyCraft: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why does it allow cp?’
allowing cp, Censorship, Child protection, community guidelines, content moderation, content policies, controversy, CREEPERS, creepycraft, criminal activity, digital responsibility, Ethics, harmful behavior, harmful content, illegal content, internet regulations, internet safety, Moderation, online communities, Online platforms, online safety, User-generated content
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest and craziest one out there! We allow cp (crazy parties) because why not? Who doesn’t love a good party while mining for diamonds? Join us for a non-stop party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but that just adds to the fun)! So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

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LOLcraft – Dokibird Shenanigans
#youtube, Blonde Thief, Detective Pomu, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, Joyful Laughter, Last Cup of Coffee, LolCraft, OP Sauce, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Shenanigans, Shop, Sleepy Star Edition, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD
Join our Minecraft server dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret heists for you to uncover, just like our Blonde Thief friend! – You can team up with other players to pull off epic heists and steal diamonds from unsuspecting villagers. – We have custom mods that allow you to turn into a mischievous blonde thief with a heart of gold, just like our inspiration! – Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the laughter. – If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land filled with endless riches and adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the laughter and joy of the Blonde Thief inspire you to greatness!

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ScamCraft: Where Creeper Deals and Diamond Steals Collide!
collide, CON, creeper, Deals, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful practices, Deception, Diamond, dishonest, dishonesty, dubious, fraud, fraudulent, hoax, illegal, Questionable, scam, ScamCraft, Shady, Steals, suspicious, swindle, Trickery, Unethical, untrustworthy
Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself if it’s a scam or not! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of pixelated construction. They say if you can find the secret pig village hidden deep within the server, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of bacon. But be warned, there are also rumors of a mischievous chicken gang that roams the server, stealing players’ loot and leaving behind nothing but feathers and regret. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our mysterious Minecraft server!

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SamusCraft: Fusion Difficulty – LOLZ Edition
auto restore, Boss Battles, challenge, Combat, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Edition, Exploration, Fusion, fusion difficulty, fusion mode, gameplay, Gaming, health, lolz, metroid, Missiles, power ups, Quality-of-life improvements, reserve tank, Samus returns, SamusCraft, strategy, Upgrades, video games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing on fusion difficulty in Samus Returns, but with a twist! Imagine a world where your health, reserve tank, and missiles won’t auto-restore once they hit zero. It’s like living on the edge, constantly on the brink of death but still having a blast! Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world. Who needs quality of life improvements when you can have heart-pounding excitement at every turn? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

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