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Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	772	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Items Found:	5601	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	629
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!