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Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	4137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	3793
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3151	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	260538
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.