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Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	6414
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	3201	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7703
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3568
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	5942	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ores Mined:	4306	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!