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Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3261	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1913
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7653
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	7070	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	4243	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	85
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Votes:	6169

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.