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CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2601
Emeralds Found:	4030	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	6878
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4426
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!