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Hitman’s Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to either sign contracts with other players for crazy challenges or earn blood money by hunting down mobs and collecting their loot!

Ever wanted to see a player ride a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible with our wacky contracts system. From building giant statues of chickens to creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But if you’re feeling more adventurous, you can join the blood money crew and take on dangerous mobs for their valuable loot. Imagine taking down a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand and coming out victorious with a chest full of rare items. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of contracts or blood money like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sense of humor handy.

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3509	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9815
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	550488
Villages Defended:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	5912
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2004	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!