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BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	58
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crops Grown:	5642
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1466
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1219
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

BlockBreakupCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there staring at cows? Well, it’s time to break up with them and join our Minecraft server where you can find a new love interest who actually knows how to build a decent house! Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless possibilities filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky)! Join now and start crafting your way to a better future without that dead weight holding you back.