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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5002	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crops Grown:	6602
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Mines Excavated:	3202	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Emeralds Found:	1056
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	242008	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	3430	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	7086

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9540	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe