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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 956 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!